“Piss Off” by Raging Stallion Studios, Courtesy of Priape
Cast: Francois Sagat*, Steve Cruz*, Damian Rios, Scott Tanner, Manuel DeBoxer*, Damien Crosse*
I suppose someone forgot to tell these guys not to eat yellow snow!! Yes, it’s my first purely water sports porno…don’t complain because I was thiiiiis close to picking up a fisting porno to make a pun about “stocking stuffers”. Ah, never mind.
So yes, from all the *’s beside cast members, you can see they selected a majorly hot set of actors, but you will need to stomach the idea of these guys pissing on, in, and around each other, or even themselves.
The first scene starts out innocently enough, as Steve Cruz and Damien Cross get frisky in the shower. But when the shower ends, the golden showering commences. I had a hard time taking Damien Cross seriously since last month’s review – even as Steve Cruz is pissing in his mouth, I kept imagining him whining and doing the bunny ears. But the real eye opener was when Crosse pissed into Cruz’s rear end and then proceeded to rim him.
For me, the secret to enjoying this porno without seeing it as something completely filthy (assuming the filth factor isn’t a turn on for you) lies in a little Highschool biology. You see, the urinary tract exists to flush out toxic byproducts from digesting proteins. So if our porn stars cut back on the meats in their diet (a “hard” thing for a porn star to do, I’m sure), and drank lots of water, their piss would be nearly as pure as the water they drank in the first place. Thus, it would be no different from squirting each other with water pistols…warm water pistols…warm, hard, thick, sexy, hairy water pistols that hold an emergency supply of…another fluid.
Other scenes include a solo self-pissing panorama with Francois Sagat, and an outdoor 3-way with Manuel DeBoxer as piss-pig in the middle.
“Love Addiction” by Kristen Bjorn, Courtesy of Adult Depot
Cast: Daniel Marvin*, Pedro Andreas*, Bruno Bordas, Nacho Navas, Thomas Achaval*, Kaio, Andrés De La Serna, Nano Roca, Tobias Sodi, Mauro Max.
I have to say, the director of this film has some wicked style! The dialogue is in Spanish, so be sure to turn on the English subtitles or else you’ll find yourself a bit lost.
Daniel Marvin has gotten himself into a dilemma of the worst kind. When his wife left him, he poured all of his effort into his work, so much that it sent him down a path of various addictions. The film starts with him speaking to a psychiatrist, somewhat unapologetically about these addictions that ultimately lead him to become a sex addict. The only problem is that he has fallen in love.
And thank god, he falls in love with Pedro Andreas, in my opinion the sexiest man of the bunch. Andreas is an adorable Spanish muscle cub that would put any bear in heat. Though a bear Daniel Marvin is not…more like a Spanish version of Nathan Petrelli from Heroes…teehee, doesn’t “Petrelli” sound like a shortened version of “Petroleum Jelly”? But I digress.
The problem is that Andreas is a hustler, a hooker, a manwhore, and of course Marvin can’t be sure whether Andres’ feelings are mutual, or whether he’s just after his fee.
But Marvin’s is easily distracted, and we find ourselves witnessing some of his misadventures and fantasies with Spanish muscle men, culminating in a scene involving the psychiatrist himself. There is a double-header dildo involved, which struck me as an odd kind of tug-of-war between the arseholes of Marvin and Andres. But the double penetration that the psychiatrist invites into his own rear end made even my jaw drop.

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