Dickin’ Around
By: Hot House Video
From: Priape
Genre: Variety
Cast: ????
Story: ?
Visual: ???
Faves: Johnny Gunn,
Ty LeBeouf,
Vinnie D’Angelo
Bruno Bond


This film has no story of note, no real theme, no “type” of guy, like so many pornos out there. And with a generic title like Dickin Around, the makers of the film seem like the first ones to admit how generic the film really is. So it all boils down to the actors, and let me tell you, they did choose some good ones.
The advantage of a variety porno is that you’re bound to find something you like. But the drawback is that you’re not going to get a lot of it.
Ethan Wolfe is definitely not my type, but in the second scene when Johnny Gunn unwraps his package, my jaw sure dropped! The man is not just above average in length but also ridiculously thick. I imagine it was somewhat of a challenge even for a seasoned porn star like Gunn to get that thing down his gullet. “Just wait till I sit on it,” Gunn says, lucky to still have his jaw intact.
Some may find their favorite scene in the aquatic twinkie threesome to follow, but personally the one that made the film for me was the final locker room scene with Ty LeBeouf and Bruno Bond. While changing, LeBeouf gets a little frisky, tossing his jock strap and other articles of clothing at Bruno Bond. “Stop dicking around,” objects Bond, but defiantly LeBeouf continues until he goads the man into some playful wrestling. This leads to some action that will get you growling, interrupted only by LeBeouf’s silly little outburst, “tastes like some good-ass sausage!” Oi vey!

Eye Contact
By: TitanMen.com
From: Adult Depot
Genre: Variety, Theme
Cast: ???
Story: ??
Visual: ???
Faves: Gio Forte,
Tony Buff



The theme that unites this film is that of making eye contact; whether it be the guy intensely staring you down in the woods, a helpful stranger who seems to be ogling over you, or that approval-seeking upward gaze from the person servicing you.
Tony Buff is facing the daunting challenge of carrying a big stack of boxes into a building, but this task is made a great deal easier by the kindness of a stranger off the street. Like a puppy dog, that stranger is hoping for some further attention, which Buff is able to afford.
Later on, Gio Forte is up on a ladder trimming the trees when he notices Jay Roberts sunbathing on the porch. Forte’s attempt at being a gardener is hilarious – for such a big strong guy, it looks like he’s never picked up a pair of hedge trimmers in his life, fumbling and missing just about every cut he makes. Probably frustrated by his own uselessness, Forte decides to move on to another task…technically the twink is in the yard too, and thus needs tending to. Roberts gives Forte a luke-warm reception, though for the look of surprise, the man might as well have appeared out of thin air. Roberts daintily puts down a blanket to kneel on, like he’s having a picnic, and takes a few moments to mentally prepare himself before going down on the dirty groundskeeper (at least he was respectful enough to take his fancy ear buds out). Forte may be off target with the clippers, but when it comes to cock and mouth he never misses a thrust. Furthermore, Forte has quite a range on him when he shoots his load, and most of it misses Robert’s chest, going right over the edge of the porch. There’s another task he can cross off his list…fertilizing the lawn.
A good film over all, but with the exception of Gio, it is geared more toward those who like their guys smoother and thinner.

While You’re At It...
Hung Ladz XXL
By: Simon Booth
From: Adult Depot
Genre: Twink/Big Dick
Cast: ??
Story: ?
Visual: ??

Paris Playboys
By: Lucas Entertainment
From: Priape
Genre: Foreign/Twink
Cast: ???
Story: ??
Visual: ???