Darkroom
By: Mustang
From: Adult Depot
Genre: Fetish/Bondage
Faves: Johnny Gunn, Roman Wright

Sexy men are being kidnapped and forced to do unthinkable things to one another!  Okay, so it’s been done before, but there are a few twists that make this one unique.
In the first scene, it must be small consolation for Samuel Colt and Sean Everett to still be wearing socks, as they wake up from a state of unconsciousness.  They are both sitting, otherwise naked, on chairs with their thumbs cuffed behind their backs, mouths stuffed with jockstraps, and cocks bound in stainless steel cages.  A man decked out in a leather/rubber suit and mask, let’s call him the Dungeon Master, gets his captives hopelessly aroused and then sicks them on each other while he steps away.
Dungeon Master uses some interesting toys to play with his prisoners.  In the next scene he turns off the lights and uses a light bulb on a pole to wave threateningly near Alessio Romero’s chest and junk.  Who knew Thomas Edison also invented a sex toy?  Once DM has his fun scaring the bound and gagged Romero, he turns the lights back on and plays with him, even taking his mask off!  Letting the hostage see your face - worst kidnapper move ever.  I guess Tom Wolfe plans to get around this by pounding Romero senseless from behind.
Meanwhile, Jonny Gunn is making a valiant attempt to escape the sex dungeon, but the men in black round him up and throw him to a pack of 3 horny slaves.  See, now these are consequences a guy can live with.
Darkroom brings on a parade of fetish products that you can seek out at your local sex store.  The ash-tray gag was a new one for me, and the stainless steel dildos looked like fun.  I already mentioned the cock cages and thumb cuffs, and some of the interesting clothing and masks.  I think Mustang is scratching some backs by demonstrating toys that viewers might want to try for themselves.  I say go for it!

Whorrey Potter
By: Dominic Ford Features
From: Priape
Genre: 3D/Parody
Faves: Matthew Rush
Bonus: 2 Disc Set (2D+3D)

The Fill-ass-of-fur’s Bone, the Drawer of Secrets, the Piss-on-er of Ass-kaban, the Knob-Gobbler of Fire, the Orgasm of the Penix, the Buttplug Prince, and the Deftly Swallows.  Okay, those are just my puns.  The actual subtitle of this film was “The Sorcerer’s Balls”, and indeed, at times they demonstratively run around with a little nutsack on a string.
There are a few laugh-out-loud funny moments, like when a drag queen shows up to rescue Whorrey (Luke Marcum) from his parents, and introduces herself as “Fag-Hagrid”.  And then there was “He Who Shall Not Be Laid” aka. Voldemorecock, played by the muscular and tattooed Matthew Rush.
But don’t get your hopes up too high.  At best this is a gag porno to show to your friends at a party.  The film comes as a two-disc set with 3D and 2D versions, as well as a set of two red-blue glasses.  I found that the 3D was blurry most of the time, and barely noticeable when it did come together.  I just about gave up and flipped to the 2D version to give my eyes a rest.   Take away the poorly done green-screening effects and you would be left with something a group of high school students could rival (risking expulsion).
But nonetheless, I do have to admit that there were some clever parodies – like dildos instead of wands, the black guy sticking his cock out from behind the invisibility cloak, and the use of a levitation spell for the “World’s First Floating Threesome”, as they boast on the back cover.  But if this is “a definite must-see”, it’s only because it is so laughably terrible.

While you’re at it...
Link: The Evolution
By: Chi Chi LaRue
From: Priape
Genre: Dungeon/Fetish
Faves: (Too many to name!)
Bonus: 2 disc set + Extras

Mountain Maneuvers
By: YMAC Gold
From: Adult Depot
Genre: Outdoor/Foreign
Language: French Only