Laid Off
By: Mustang
From: Adult Depot
Genre: Blue Collar
Faves: Matthew Ford,
Girth Brooks
It’s not a happy situation at the warehouse, where the entire branch is being shut down. Everyone is being laid off with only 2 days notice and minimal severance. Nobody is a happy camper, and they are all in the mood for a little misbehaviour to express their dissent.
To add insult to injury, a security guard shows up from the company to watch that employees don’t steal or damage anything. Dean Tucker decides to give the guard something to watch, forcing his co-worker Ari Silvio to his knees to suck his dick. The security guard maintains his cold composure, though soon starts pushing down the tent he’s pitching in his pants.
The film introduces hottie Girth Brooks, as seen on the cover, with hardware that lives up to his clever name! Brooks decides he’s had enough of putting up with co-worker Conner “Chartterbox” Habib’s constant yapping, and so cuffs and gags him with red packing tape. He enlists the help of Colby Keller to make sure Habib gets the molestation he deserves.
In the final scene Matthew Ford works his way up the chain of command, making sure a white collar executive gets a taste of his displeasure. Helpless in his cushy desk chair, Andre Barclay’s rank means nothing when this silver-haired alpha male decides to dominate him.
Stag Candy
By: Stag Homme Studios
From: Priape
Genre: Compilation
Faves: Damien Crosse,
Jean Franko
Francesco D’Macho
Matthew Rush
After looking at the hunky Rob Nelson on the cover, shoulder splattered in thick white liquid, I couldn’t help but think to myself, “Jeez that bird was sick!” Never mind that pendulous, oiled up flesh-cicle that we decided not to show in the magazine because the kiddies might me watching or something. It’s a hot photo, I highly recommend looking it up.
Like its predecessor Stag Fight, Stag Candy is a compilation of a number of short - and evidently foreign – Stag Homme porn flicks. Here we are treated to a generous 6 such films.
What makes a stag? Well apparently Francesco D’Macho and Damien Crosse are exemplars. To describe the type, a stag would be a guy who has a well muscled athletic build, is slightly furry, and possesses a certain type of handsomeness – doey eyes perhaps?
My favourite scene is unquestionably the Urinal Cruising film where two sexy Spaniards square off in the bathroom at an actual night club in Madrid. Checking each other out while taking a pee, these two uncut and well-endowed men prove that more than three shakes is playing with yourself. I guess they get around this by playing with each other instead.
The final scene with Matthew Rush and Orlando Toro is also very steamy. The two are jogging along the beach, but decide to duck in amongst the mangrove bushes to play. The scenery is a beautiful combination of ocean, sky, plant, and “animal”....grrr!
My one complaint though, is that all the video seems to be squished horizontally to fit the screen dimensions. The distortion felt uncomfortable to watch, like looking through drunk-goggles. With it seeming so unrealistic, it was harder to engage - although at the right angle it did make cocks look freakishly large!
While you’re at it...
Loading Zone
By: Hot House Video
From: Priape
Genre: Blue Collar
Faves: Arpad Miklos, Kyle King, Vince Ferelli
Coyote Point
By: Titan Men
From: Adult Depot
Genre: 1950’s
