
Michelle Rodriguez
Image by: Columbia Pictures
Striking while the iron is
still warm – thanks to the loving reception The Kids Are All Right
received from critics, audiences and the Oscars – is The Perfect Family,
a new indie from lesbian filmmaker Anne Renton set to debut soon at the Tribeca
Film Festival. And while the title may imply the same warm bath of acceptance
that The Kids swam around in, this drama will indulge in a little more
turmoil. It stars Emily Deschanel as the lesbian daughter of a devoutly
Catholic mother, played by Kathleen Turner. And when that daughter’s upcoming
marriage to a woman threatens to unbalance Turner’s heteronormative family life
ideal, all heck breaks loose. The movie co-stars Jason Ritter, Elizabeth Peña
and Richard Chamberlain as the family’s parish priest. And no, it doesn’t
really matter that this story’s been told a few times before in one form or
another, because up until now the awesome Kathleen Turner hasn’t taken part.
She probably won’t go epic-crazy like she did in Serial Mom, but we can
always hope.
Will it be impossible to
release The Impossible?
Clint Eastwood’s recent flop,
Hereafter used the devastating 2004 Christmas-time tsunami to exploitive
effect in the service of a dopey story about the afterlife. So it was welcome
news to learn that a film based on a true story involving that terrible event
might redeem it as a plot point. The film is called The Impossible, and it’s
from gay Spanish director Juan Antonio Bayona, the man who gave us the creepy
thriller The Orphanage a few years back. Set during that same natural
disaster, it stars Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor as people whose lives are
changed forever in a moment. Summit, the people who bring you Twilight and
more Twilight, had originally planned an unspecified 2011 release date. But
given the recent deadly earthquake and tsunami in Japan, how soon will be too
soon for that sort of thing? Keep watch on how this one finds its way to
multiplexes for a lesson in sensitivity and respectful timing.
Thomas Dekker enters The
Secret Circle
To be young and hot in
Hollywood right now means to hope for a role in something sexy, supernatural
and sustainable. In other words, if you’re not a vampire, werewolf, witch or
zombie-killer on TV, you’re probably just doing walk-on roles on basic cable
sitcoms. So newbie Thomas Dekker is getting a prime shot at stardom (he’s
already been on the series Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles and
co-starred in the dull Nightmare on Elm Street reboot) as the star of Kevin
Williamson’s (Scream, The Vampire Diaries) new drama pilot The Secret
Circle. He’ll share screen time with
Britt Robertson from Life Unexpected; she’s a teen witch just discovering her
powers and joining a secret coven that already includes Dekker. The project
comes with a pedigree too: it’s based on a book series by L.J. Smith, who also
penned The Vampire Diaries. And if it’s true that nothing succeeds like
success, this one’s money is in the blood bank.
What
is unlesbian Michelle Rodriguez doing next?
It
feels like a kind of civic duty to report on the career path of Michelle
Rodriguez. It especially feels right to do so every single time she tells the
press that she’s absolutely not a lesbian, like she recently did on the red
carpet of the Battle: Los Angeles premiere. So here’s what the unabashed
tough-gal who used to be besties with Kristanna Loken has on the horizon:
Blacktino, from first-time filmmaker Aaron Burns, is already in the can and
co-stars her Machete pal Danny Trejo. In it, MR plays someone named Charlotte
Foster Jane (which sounds quite a bit like an intentional goof on "Charles
Foster Kane," but who knows why) and that’s about all we know. She’s also
currently filming something called Underground Comedy that reportedly
co-stars Rodriguez’s other Machete comrade and situational lesbian Lindsay
Lohan as herself. But highest profile of all will be the new Paul Schrader
(Taxi Driver) film, The Jesuit, a murder/kidnapping/revenge drama
co-starring Paz Vega (Enter the Void). So our favorite badass non-lesbian
action star is keeping busy and, if she has any non-film-related announcements
to make, you’ll hear them here first.
Romeo San Vicente is often mistaken for a tough lesbian himself. Okay, not really.