(B4U Read this know that a list will follow this article for translation Purposes.)
While standing outside a bar me + my B.F.F were smoking T.M’s. The D.J. was M.I.A. only until the end of Karaoke. That’s when my B.F.F asked me is P.V.C still P.C. if U R. not into S+M or B.D.S.M. And as she looks like a B.B.W who was a G.W.M B4 she I.Ded herself as more that a T.V. or C.D. or even a future D.Q. but farther a T.G. who will ask her G.P. if she can start her on H.R.T. so she can qualify 2 B a T.S. 4 the M.D. that does G.R.S. She was able to ask my opinion because I was a G.W.F + D.K. B4 I IDed as FTM + T.S. I had 2 questions in my head. Is it P.C. in the world of a G.G. to wear P.V.C.? And my question on a separate issue is Y is P.D.A. considered not P.C.? If a S.O. visits their S.O. @ their F/T wk and then gives them a quick xox to say T.T.F.N.? So U C the issues that me + my B.F.F. discussed boiled down to is P.V.C vs P.C and P.D.A vs P.C. Putting labels on people 2 judge them doesn’t wk. 2 C what’s inside 1 must open up. My son is a G.W.M. and on his P.C he e-mails while texting on his AT+T now Rogers cell phone. Texting is not a new language. In my younger days we wk F/T in an office and when the C.E.O. left 4 lunch in his B.M.W. we played D+D ate B.L.T’s and ate M+M’s, sending memos like the following. The B.Y.O.B is a C.B 10-4 so R.S.V.P/ A.S.A.P. But as I TK with my B.F.F. I realized that like speed-dating, Microwave T.V. dinners life is getting faster paced and communication is getting shortened O/T. The Str8’s R getting divorces and www is matching faceless people to try 2 prevent this divorce rate increasing. I I.Ded as FTM and my S.O. is MTF and we look Str8 but we feel that we R part of the L.G.B.T.T.I.Q community as we R both as they used to call it AC/DC. I didn’t end up with a B.M.W. or A.T.V but we have L.O.L. I look like a B.B and she looks like a G.G. R arguments R all in fun like whether we should buy a D.V.D or V.H.S of MIB2 or Star Wars when R2D2 first met C3PO. We R part of the T.G. community the Str8 community and the L.G.B.T.T.I.Q. community. But when did P.D.A become an issue for any couple I felt like her B.I.C. should not have reprimanded her. I thought Y doesn’t she M.Y.O.B. I hope R son finds wk but all there is R service P.T @ his age like @ A+W, B.K, K.F.C. or McD’s. He is 18 and needs $ 4 his future for everything from a B.M.X or even new B.V.Ds. But as a queer family we go out to the latest M.G.M. movie or watch W.W.F. or H.B.O. on T.V. wishing I had a H.D.T.V. I listen to C.B.C radio or watch C.N.N or listen to techno, dance or R+B on my MP3. But my mind goes back to this P.D.A thing and the lack or R+R with my S.O. that caused me to not B PC @ her wk. We all know that TK about one P.A. or D+C or S.T.D is definitely not P.C. Everyone would C this as T.M.I. 4 sure. But oh well, T.G.I.F. I think I’ll just get on with my important things like if I should buy an R.R.S.P. at C.I.B.C or T.D. bank. I do have a lot of T.L.C in my life. Next time I visit with my S.O. at wk I will just say T.T.Y.L or write a note that ends in P.S. L.O.L., G.2.G., XOXOX, OK. And if people do not have enough of an IQ to stop worrying whether or not P.D.A is P.C. or not that is N.M.P. Their love life must be MT. for we are happy and we adopted a good S.W.M. child who is an adult now and stays away from young people who do stupid things like M.D.A., E, K, and L.S.D. or even P.C.P. He only does a little T.H.C and all he needs is some T.L.C. As for the community we all need to support each other 24/7 whether or not we are Str8 or in the L.G.B.T.T.I.Q. community. As 4 someone who is almost 47 yrs on this planet I have seen many technological improvements but as acronyms enter into our speech I wonder should we really be talking like we are texting? What happened to the old days of rock and roll and sexing.
I think that sometimes my brain will OD if I read too many texts my IQ will be pronounced D.O.A. My energy sometimes is best spent listening to R+B on my MP3. If this life is confusing and you confess that reality seems like it is for those who can’t handle drugs, get clean like I did 13 years ago and don’t BS yourself any longer. Do what you have to to embrace reality, even if that means going to A.A., N.A., or C.A., but just don’t join H.A, just because you are confused about your sexuality. A natural high is enjoying who we are and helping others out. After all in a city where we have to get the M.L.A. to see things our way, life is difficult. And as I see homeless people surviving cold winter nights, I get upset at the severe housing shortage. I ask myself, why do we pay so many taxes and in looking for a house to rent, why do all the ads have a big DD and say N/S and N/P? How can one say for an RRSP unless they have a BA or PH.D and make a lot of money to begin with? And why does our MLA not see important things like the homeless issue? I mean really they TK all PC until they are so blue in the face you think they would end up with TMJ. Oh well I have financially survived Xmas. So I won’t continue venting like an SOB. Well as you can see I have a very ADD mind. But here is something that might give you a laugh. As a dyslexic I will give you the reverse of an acronysm. For example if you are in a bad mood and you don’t want to vent like an SOB because it is not PC and someone asks you if you R OK just say I’m FINE and smile knowing deep down that fine stands for “Freaked out, insecure neurotic and emotional”. And if somebody vents at you and calls you a BITCH say “Thank You” for that means you are a beautiful, intelligent, thoughtful and creative human being. So to my readers I must say, G2G and as for me my mind is now distracted as I now see a HSG and here comes a CGG as well into the bar. As for my ADD it is probably due to my DNA and it’s a good thing I am LD and no longer MIA when it comes to reality. For I am swinging in the ABC’S of this alphabet soup in this fast paced world of abbreviations and texting to the point where all my reality checks will be bouncing and if I try to cash in on my memory bank for any more acronysms, I am sure I would find NSF. So I implore you to stop all this verbal texting and use some mental muscle flexing and at least when it comes to speech, use proper language. WTH, TTFN, G2G.
Translations

A.A. Alcoholics Anonymous
A.C/D.C. Old term used for Bi-
Sexuals
A.C/D.C A rock band
A.C/D.C A type of electric currents
A+W Fast food restaurant
AT+T A phone company
A.M.A Alberta Motor Association
A.T.V. All-terrain vehicle
A.S.A.P As soon as possible
B.B. Biological Boy
B.B.W Big Beautiful Woman
B.M.X A type of bicycle
B.F.F Best friends forever
B.I.C Bitch in charge
B.V.D Men’s underwear
B.L.T Bacon, lettuce and tomato
C.D Compact Disc
C.D Cross Dresser
C3PO An android in Star Wars
C.G.G Cute Gay Guy
C.B.C Canadian Broadcasting
Corporation
C.E.O Chief Executive Officer
D.Q Drag Queen
D.Q Dairy Queen
D.K Drag King
D+D Dungeons and Dragons
D.N.A Genetics
D+C Medical Procedure
D.V.D Digital Video Disc
D.J Disc Jockey
E Ecstasy
F.I.N.E Freaked out, Insecure,
Neurotic and Emotional
F.T.M Female to Male
F.Y.I For your information
G.P General Practitioner
G.G Genetic Girl
G2G Got to go
G.R.S Gender Reassignment
Surgery
G.W.F Gay White Female
G.W.M Gay White Male
H.A Hell’s Angles
H.A Homosexual Anonymous
H.D High Definition
H.S.G Hot Straight Guy
H.B.O Home Box Office
H.M.V Music Store
I.Q Intelligence Quotient
L.O.L Lots of Love
L.O.L Laughing out loud
L.D Learning Disabled
L.S.D An illegal drug “Acid”
K An illegal drug
M.T Empty
M.Y.O.B Mind your own business
MP3 A music device
M.D.A An illegal drug
M.L.A Member of the legislative
assembly
M.G.M A movie manufacturing
company
M+M’s Candy coated chocolate
treat
M.D Medical Doctor
MiB2 Men in Black 2
MIA Missing in action
M.T.F Male to female
N.M.P Not my problem
N.P No Pets
N.S No smoking
N.S.F Non sufficient funds
O.D Overdose
O.K Okay
O.A Overeaters Anonymous
P.S Post Script
P.C Politically Correct
P.C Personal computer
P.A Prince Albert ( a type of
piercing)
P.D.A Public display of affection
P.V.C A type of rubber fetish
outfits
Ph.D Doctorate degree from
University
R Are
R+R Rest and relaxation
R+B Rhythm and blues
R.R.S.P Registered Retirement
Savings Plan
S.T.D Sexually transmitted
disease
S.O. Significant other
S.O.B Son of a bitch
Str8 Straight
S.D Social Drinker
S.W.F Straight White Female
S+M Sadist + Masochist
TK Talk
T.V Television
T.V Transvestite
T.H.C Marijuana
T.L.C Tender Loving Care
T.M.J Muscle disorder of the
jawbone area
T.M.I Too Much Information
T.T.Y.L Talk To You Later
T.T.F.N Ta Ta For Now
T.G.I.F Thank God It’s Friday
T.D Toronto Dominion
W.W.F World Wrestling
Federation
W.T.H What The Hell
V.H.S Video Cassette
WK Work
Xmas Christmas
XOXO Kisses and Hugs