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Adult Film Review

Power, Bars, Bears, and Blue

Adult Film Review - Male by Jerome Voltero (From GayCalgary® Magazine, February 2009, page 26)
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“Abuse of Power” by Stud Mall/Keep it Dirty
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This European import features some interesting power struggles with authority figures – sometimes they dominate, and sometimes they lose their control. Personally, I love it when they don’t offer a cast list – it means I get to make up names for people!
In the first scene, a doctor molests his “young” athlete patient. I think something was lost in the translation because this patient is definitely not young; more like in his forties, as evidenced by his salt and pepper stubble. The doctor is a scrawny, bald-headed man with a mustache that screams “perv”.
They talk to one another in French so I didn’t understand what they were saying, aside from “soixante neuf” which means 69 – see, I can pull out the important details! Dr. Pervy ‘Stache gives the athlete a thorough breast exam, tweaking his particularly perky nipples, and then moves on to the abdomen which requires some reaching into the underwear. Dr. Pervenstein continues into some very pervasive procedures under the guise of an examination – including sounding, fingering, douching, and using duck-lips on the poor patient. Frankly the whole scene was kinda hot – errr, I mean, terribly disturbing!
My personal favorite was scene 3, with the burly security guard doling out “punishment” to a shoplifter in a mall washroom. The security guard is a hot muscle guy, the shoplifter a moderately sexy shaved Latino, and a third, a not particularly attractive man joins in on the action in a manner where we only see his cock through a glory hole – it’s probably for the best.

“BarBACK” by Raging Stallion Studios
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Cast: Scott Tanner, Matthieu Paris, Tamas Eszterhazy, Antonio Biaggi*, Vic Rocco, Maximo De Leon, Virgil Hawkins*, Ricky Sinz, Max Schutler, Clint Wolf, Logan McCree*, Justin Jameson
Last time I saw Logan McCree and Tamas Eszterhazy in a porno together was Ink Storm - if you remember, Eszterhazy was the one who got off after having a tattoo done on his cock. However it’s obvious that this porno was filmed prior to Ink Storm, for the simple fact that Eszterhazy’s penis tattoo is missing. Antonio Biaggi is also looking oddly young and scrawny – I suppose he has been working out lately.
So it may not be particularly fresh, relatively speaking, but it’s not bad either. The extensive cast offers a variety of plain, everyday guys, the kind you might see out at the bar on any given night. There are none of the superstar porn actors, but then you get to see them everywhere else.
The film starts out with Scott Tanner taking a stroking break in the liquor cellar, but things get more serious when his buddy Matthieu Paris joins him. A later scene pairs up Virgil Hawkins, the token black guy, and Maximo De Leon, the token tattooed oriental. Hawkins is a pretty big guy, and what De Leon lacks in height he makes up for in muscle mass. At the outset, Hawkins’ facial expressions get a bit comical, but the scene culminates to a pretty hot finish.
If you like tattoos and hairy legs then Ricky Sinz is your man. He is inked across his chest, belly, and arms; his legs are covered in a layer of coarse ginger hair that makes him look half-man-half-animal (no hooves though). Mr. Ink Storm himself, Logan McCree doesn’t appear until the very last scene. You might not recognize him until he takes his clothes off. He dresses like a cowboy and sports a scruffy full beard, stripping down to reveal his extensive body tattoos, and a leather jock strap. Justin Jameson is in for a treat.
“Bearing Leather” by CyberBears
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Cast: Eric Bear*, Mikey, Allan, Kj Behr, Goatee Dude, Kowboy Bear*, Kowboy Kub*, AJ Harwood*
Be prepared for a couple of things that are just plain bizarre…like in the first scene, where Eric Bear stands in the middle of his play dungeon awkwardly rubbing himself all over, and Mikey materializes in and out a couple of times like he isn’t really there. Damnit Scotty, fix the fracking transporter!! Finally the two start to interact, and Eric’s first order of business is to deliver a spanking. He starts by rubbings the paddle across Mikey’s ass like he’s buttering toast, and then smacks the big guy until his cheeks are rosy red. That’s just the foreplay…or FURplay, as it were.
Later comes a super hot combination of Kowboy Bear, Kowboy Kub, and AJ Harwood, all decked out in their leather chaps, jackets and harnesses to look like a threesome of sex-crazed biker buddies. Kowboy Kub is probably the hottest of the bunch, though his beard style is a little peculiar.
In the final scene we get to see the not-so-attractive side of beardom. Allan is an older bear with a long, scruffy, graying beard and greasy shoulder-length hair. Basically, he looks like a homeless bum. Goatee Dude is a creepy little submissive that one hardly notices throughout the scene. The only saving grace, just barely, is Kj Behr…I’m not a fan of the long chin beard, but the rest of him isn’t bad.
This is definitely a porno that would only appeal to bears, cubs, and chasers. If a bulging belly turns you off, then better sniff around elsewhere.
“Blue Movie” by Mustang
Courtesy of Priape
Cast: Zak Spears*, Dillon Buck*, CJ Madison*, Nick Moretti, Nick Piston, Scott Campbell, Adam Herst, Colton Steele*
So here’s the scoop in case you were wondering: a “blue movie” refers to an adult film, or one with significant sexual content. Thanks Wikipedia, you’re my hero! But these guys take the term very literally, using blue backdrops and lighting. Strangely, in the middle of some scenes, stage crew walk through and drop off or pick up props…I guess they’re going for an old-school, badly edited look.
The cast of this movie consists of real men – I’m sure sex god Zak Spears wouldn’t be present under any other circumstance! All are reasonably hairy, many have tattoos, and some are considerably more muscled than others.
Dillon Buck has a pretty steamy first scene with Colton Steele, where the two otters mess around on a bed. Buck returns for the final scene with Zak Spears and some other guy…I didn’t even care. The moment Spears walked into the room, all eyes were on him.
The leather scene between Nick Moretti and Nick Piston was interesting. For one it takes place on a motorbike (stationary of course), and secondly, I don’t recall ever seeing a penis quite like Piston’s. That’s probably how he got his porn name, although if he were a twink, he might get called “chubby chicken”. Naturally someone that ample and clad with a PA has to be a bottom, it’s just the way things go.
Blue Movie is manly and sexy, with a hint of fetish. Expect cock-play, ass-play, and even a bit of shadow play!
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