This month from Adult Depot we have “Pain-Pig Pickup” by Brush Creek Media, and “Entourage” episodes 1 and 2 from ThreeXFilms Productions.
“Pain-Pig Pickup” is a heavy fetish porno that’s definitely not for the faint of heart. As the title suggests, there is a fair amount of pain being inflicted in ways that some may find scary…for example, piercing one’s genitals with syringes, followed by a douse of melted candle wax. Aside from that, there was a great deal of spanking and flogging, nipple and genital clamping, armpit-licking, cigar-burning, knife-scraping, and of course, much to my relief, getting-off.
After an uncertain period of time cradling my knees and rocking back and forth, I was ready to move on to the next two pornos – part 1 and 2 of a series called “Entourage”. My personal favorite was the hunky and hairy Arpad Miklos, among the other well-muscled and well-endowed Latino and Caucasian studs in their 20’s, and 30’s. The scenes alternate between the sexual misadventures of the son of the wealthy Arabic owner of “Club Entourage”, and the policemen who are investigating a mysterious “hypnotic drug.” I can only surmise that the two are somehow linked. Much to the dismay of his father, the crime lord’s son has group sex galore, with his body guard and several kidnapees – an entourage-a-trois, if you will! Meanwhile, the detectives spend much of their time in the interrogation room, as they “take out their frustration” on their suspect’s “air-tight alibis”.
From Adult Source we have “CUMplete & Uncut” by Inferno DVD, “Hairassment 2” by Macho Man Video, and “Freshmen Recruits” by Pleasure Productions.
“CUMplete & Uncut” struck me as being a little different from your average porno. The bearish main character, explains to his latest love interest, that he is a professional writer of erotic poetry. Indeed some of the scenes are accompanied by the reading of such poetry idolizing the foreskin. After a slow and oddly romantic twosome, the main character introduces his newfound buddy, to a group of older friends (in their 40’s and 50’s) for a big group orgy.
This is workplace harassment, and they DO have to take it…and boy do they take it. “Hairassment 2” shows how co-workers getting a little fresh with each other can quickly lead to “making the beast with two backs”. (Does that Shakespearean term even work for gay people?) As the title suggests, the boys are fairly hairy - otters, not bears - and there’s a good deal of anal.
Finally we have “Freshmen Recruits”, an army-themed flick that’s sure to please your uniform fetish – not that they remain clothed for very long. The guys range from well-muscled to light builds with buzz cuts and smooth-shaven chests. Naturally the staff and drill sergeants imparted pearls of wisdom to their new recruits, if you get my meaning.
I never thought it would come to this, but after over 6 hours of watching pornos I have an itch to go and do something…well, more productive. Until next month!
“Pain-Pig Pickup”, “Entourage Episode I”, “Entourage Episode II”
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“CUMPlete & Uncut”, “Hairassment 2”, “Freshmen Recruits”
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