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“Vampire Boys” by Talos Entertainment
Appropriate isn’t it? I was a little bit skeptical about this one at first, but I was pleased to find they don’t overdo the vampire theme to the point of being cheesy. Naturally, blood wasn’t the only thing being sucked here, but if it weren’t for the occasional neck-biting and dribbling of cherry syrup – oops, I mean life fluid – it would be a regular bondage film.
The guys are all butch and muscular, some were hairy, some were growly, and all were HOT in my opinion, especially in the kissing scenes. The dialog was brief and to the point, containing gems such as “You look like crap…but a sexy piece of crap.” Wow, easy on the Harlequin romance there buddy! Still, I’d definitely recommend this one to get you into the Halloween spirit.
“Rumpenstein’s MONSTER” by Over Lord Management Co.
Well this was a first for me – a computer animated porno! To be honest, I didn’t quite know what to expect. After skimming through the movie I can tell you this: I’ve never laughed so hard in my life! Where do I even start?
The guys run around in their ass-less pants, with their abnormally large dicks hanging out, which seem to bob up and down of their own accord. The facial expressions and body movements are so mechanical that it’s hilarious seeing them wordlessly running around and fornicating to some truly irksome high-energy techno. When the characters reach their climax, it looks like they’re firing out a series of eggs at even intervals.
The title “MONSTER” brings attention to the fact that the human characters get funky with a couple monsters; namely Frankenstein and two generic water creatures…oh, and I’d mention the well-hung seagull, but thankfully it managed to stay out of the action. Well…that’s great if you’re into that kind of stuff, but the monster characters are all so humanoid that they wouldn’t appeal to anyone with an “anthro” or “furry” fetish. The bottom line is, I wouldn’t recommend this one if you want to get off, but it’s definitely good for a laugh and an appreciation of how far computer graphics have come since 2001. I won’t be surprised if we see it playing at one of the bars this Halloween!
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“The Haunted House on Sex Hill” by Arena Entertainment
You guessed it – this film is a take off from the reasonably well known horror film “House on Haunted Hill”. The plot goes something like this: gay boy’s grandmother dies and wills her estate to gay boy on the condition that he spends one full night at the estate. Gay boy and husband accept the challenge and shack up. Hot ghost action ensues. It features a selection of attractive guys ranging from smooth to moderately furry.
In general, they do a very good job of creating an atmosphere in this film with scenic settings, creepy lighting, and sinister music. Personally I enjoyed the graveyard scene with the eerie blue lighting, and cute black guy…err, ghost. If you want to get into the right frame of mind for Halloween, this film is just what the doctor ordered!
“Daddy’s Angels” by Pacific Sun Entertainment
Okay, so there are bound to be some people out there who hate Halloween for whatever reason – maybe your parent’s wouldn’t let you suck on lollipops to try and prevent the inevitable. We got one without any ghosts or monsters just for you.
“Daddy’s Angels” has a collection of furry leather hunks like Lance Gear and Barry Barrett, in addition to studly twinks like Cameron Foxx and Brett Dimineo. Latin super-hunk Gauge, I imagine, would appeal to both camps.
One thing that perplexes me a is the hospital scene where the male patient sits naked in what looks like a gynecologist’s chair. I guess the doctor diagnoses him with chronic tight-ass, and introduces a hot beef injection to remedy the problem. Dear lord, what is this world coming to? In general I’d say this film is just a mish-mosh of weakly connected scenes, but the action is still worth enduring the odd shifts in context. At the very least it’ll keep your hands busy – but please, shut the drapes so the trick-or-treaters don’t see!!
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