“Funhouse” by Titan Media
Courtesy of Priape
Cast: Eric Moreau, Francois Sagat*, Alex Baresi*, Tony Buff, Eduardo*, Dean Flynn, Derek da Silva, Bjoern Giger*, Rocky Torrez*, Ethan Anders*, Josh West*.
Ethan Anders and Eduardo are walking the streets together at night when they come across a curious sight in an alley – the entrance to a Funhouse, with a muscular masked man beckoning them forward. Little do they know, they’re in for the “ride” of their lives.
This isn’t your standard suck-n-fuck porno. There are some very racy themes with strong fetish influences. For example, many of the actors wear masks and dress in latex getups, with the ringmaster even wearing a fishnet body suit!
The first scene with Eric Moreau and Dean Flynn is reminiscent of a two-man acrobatics show gone dirty. Moreau displays his flexibility with some interesting contortions, as Flynn has at him. Flynn is usually a hairy guy, but for the part he has shaved his body.
The wrestling scene was particularly hot, with three muscular guys in masks rolling around on the mat. The wrestlers that get called out to the penalty bench receive a unique punishment from the referee (Tony Buff) – a dildo forced into them, that they must leave in while they continue to wrestle. When the masks finally come off, we see these men are the sexy Josh West, Rocky Torrez, and Derek da Silva. The match is over, but the playing has just begun!
The ride takes Anders and Eduardo through 2 more exhibits before ringmaster Francois Sagat kidnaps them for some action of their own. Wow...if only they had something like this at the Calgary Stampede! (Or CapitalEx, for Edmontonians.)
“Muscle Mountain” by Jet Set Men
Courtesy of Adult Depot
Cast: Derec Stone, Marcus Steele, David Dakota, Chris Thomas, Jeremy Bilding, Jason Pitt, Derrek Diamond, Patrick Bateman, Lucky Daniels.
As much as “Funhouse” was for those who like hairy men, “Muscle Mountain” is for those who like pretty boys with athletic builds.
“Cowboys never get it so good in John Tegan’s tale of a 21st century ranch where nine muscled ranchers set aside chores in the western sun for hot play in the barnyard hay. Watch as rivalries fade, love blooms in unexpected places and everyone gets their man!”
The opening scene shows the ranch owner working up a sweat chopping a meagre amount of wood. Rival rancher Lucky approaches to bellyache to his neighbour for some lame reason. But the ranch owner warns Lucky that he’s been spotted in the bushes, watching the ranch hands and doing “god knows what” to himself. Before running off cursing, Lucky makes such a badly acted plea in response that it’s laughable.
Meanwhile we start to understand exactly what Lucky has been watching so avidly. It’s not that he’s a pervert so much as the boys on the ranch are all putting on a riveting show! They can’t even finish cooking breakfast before some knob gobbling breaks out – bacon and eggs be damned (to a crisp)!
The ranch owner himself isn’t above getting involved. In the final scene, he and Lucky literally go for a roll in the hay.
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