Dad Takes a Fishing Trip
By: D/G Mutual Media
From: Priape
Genre: Intergenerational
Cast:  ***
Story:  ***
Visual:  ***
Faves:  Josh West, Andrew Justice

Your natural response to the grisly looking man (Allen Silver) on the cover may be to pass this porno over.  In fact, I went for this one because I thought it may be worth a laugh – indeed the trite slogan, “Intergenerational was never so sensational,” certainly is!  But then I realized “dad” on the front has seniority vastly over the other actors – some sexy thirty-something’s, and some younger pups.  They definitely didn’t put their best face forward.
It starts with Silver taking a long shower, letting his mind wander.  Perhaps the only thing more disturbing is how his pimply-faced psycho son walks in on him and stares at his twitching cock with complete indiscretion, while carrying on an awkward conversation.  Dad tries to convince him to come along on the outing, but his son has other plans.  Kids these days: sneaking glances of their fathers in the shower, but can they make time for a fun weekend fishing trip?  No way.
I enjoyed the first scene where the handsome Andrew Justice, a construction worker, coaxes his two green summer interns to try it with someone else for the first time.  The young’ins are easily pliable by their supervisor, who manages to turn a group masturbation session into a crash course in man-on-man sex.  A personal favourite, Josh West, makes very mediocre appearances in later scenes.
But the fact of the matter is that there isn’t much fishing going on.  Not that I expected there would be, but I thought there at least might be a scene that involves some fishing, or for fishing to be a common theme throughout.  Nope!  The element that connects the scenes together is dad driving through various areas on his way to his favourite fishing spot...but he never arrives at his destination because he gets sidetracked playing with all the worms.  Oh well, I’m sure he’s a still a master baiter.

Unloaded
By: Raging Stallion Studios
From: Adult Depot
Genre: Blue Collar
Cast: ****
Story: **
Visual: ****
Faves:  Austin Wilde, Antonio Biaggi, Dominic Pacifico

I imagine Ryan Patrick getting kicked out of plumbing school for his shocking misuse of the most basic bathroom tool.  This movie opens with him taking some alone time in a warehouse, probing himself with the ribbed glass handle of a toilet plunger!
Horse-hung Antonio Biaggi walks in on Patrick amidst this activity, who makes a feeble attempt to hide the plunger on the seat beside him.  It deftly answers the question of what to say when your co-worker walks in on you jerking off with a toilet plunger half way up your ass: “Oh shit, ummm, sorry.”  Biaggi offers his silence in exchange for some head and tail, giving Patrick’s rear end the plunger, in parallel to his own immense manhood.
Meanwhile, in another part of the warehouse, Austin Wilde tears the front of his pants open by accident while moving some junk around.  Apparently it was a good day to go commando, as his co-worker is instantly turned on by what he sees, tears the hole wider, and goes down on the dark-skinned hunk.
But just wait, the guys get even nastier after dark, and the double-penetration with Dominic Pacifico shouldn’t be missed!

While you’re at it...
Porn Stars in Love
By: Raging Stallion Studios
From: Adult Depot
Genre: Variety
Cast: ****
Story: *
Visual: ****
Faves: Vinnie D’Angelo, Francesco D’Macho, Damien Crosse
Bonus: 2 Disc Set

Hot Bods
By: Colt
From: Priape
Genre: Summer
Cast: ***
Story: *
Visual: ****
Faves: Nate Karlton, Carlo Masi