“Hairy Hunx” by AlphaMale Media, Courtesy of Adult Depot
Cast: Butch Grand, Ray Stone*, Rocky Torrez*, Carlo Cox*, Trojan Rock, Dane Hyde*, Tim Kelly.
Okay, the guys in this porno were simply too furry for me to resist – the leather gear that they were wearing on the cover didn’t even register, not that I would have changed my mind. I found the background music very appropriate, dark and relaxing, however the producer didn’t seem to grasp the concept of fading it out at the end of the scenes. I found it jarring…but I’m probably just a fussy bitch.
The film supposedly takes place at “The Hoist London”, which offers a dark dungeon setting for the beefy boys to play out their primal urges. We start off with Butch Grand in leather gear, and Ray Stone in army gear. The two are alone together, looking lustfully across the dark room at one another as they rub themselves through their clothing. The tension builds as Grand takes the initiative and walks over to Stone. The man is sitting on a wooden throne like some horny thief lord presiding over an empty realm of darkness. Damn, am I getting too poetic for a porno? The two kiss and pinch one another’s nipples; Grand deigns to give Stone a brief body massage before unwrapping the package in front of him. Though Grand’s bushy beard is my main turn off for him, I can only imagine how amazing it must feel down there. Stone is moved, and the two swap positions for a while, before getting into the heavier stuff.
The second scene with Rocky Torrez and Carlo Cox was my favorite by far. Despite the leather overtones, there is little stuff that a general audience might find scary. As long as you’re into the guys, and not preoccupied with unseen dungeon grime, you’ll enjoy this furry fantasy.

“Out on the Farm” by AlphaMale Media, Courtesy of Adult Depot
Cast: Jake Ryder*, Uncle John*, Ross Hurston, Rod Piston, Ben Mason*, Axel Ryder*, Lee Heyford, Fernando Neilson, Buck Monroe.
Jake Ryder is a free spirit wandering the green landscapes of Europe to find a job at farm for the summer. After some searching he is hired on by sexy Lord Johnny (Uncle John), and while things look promising in regards to his strapping troop of co-workers, his narration foreshadows trouble with Uncle John’s partner Big Bad Gary (Rod Piston).
In an effort to get to know the other workers, Ryder joins Fernando Nielson, Buck Monroe, and one other for a friendly game of pool that quickly breaks down to a groupie. Ryder comments that he is not this kind of guy, more a romantic at heart, but went along with it because he wanted to fit in. Suuuure he did!
The most attractive cast member in my opinion, Axel Ryder, has an unfortunate pairing with the not so attractive Lee Heyford. Though Heyford has the tattoos and nipple rings, he is still nowhere near my definition of sexy, and the bulging vein on his temple is kinda scary. What a dilemma! Still, Asiatic guys seem to be a rarity in the gay pornos that I select, and Heyford will suit someone’s fancy…bulgy forehead veins and all! Not that they bother me on Axel Ryder, mind you.
As the movie progresses, Jake Ryder is disconcerted by Big Bad Gary’s threatening looks aimed to keep him away from Lord Johnny, the only guy there who Ryder really wants. Meanwhile Gary isn’t the vision of faithfulness as he seems to be banging Ross Hurston on the side. Luckily this distraction is Ryder’s golden opportunity to expose Gary for his hypocrisy, and sets Lord Johnny up to stumble across the two in the act. Call it selfish, but Ryder knows how to heal the devastated Uncle John’s broken heart. This makes for an almost tender final scene, if it wasn’t so damn sexy!

“Bounty Hunter” by Bear Omnimedia, Courtesy of Priape
Cast: Arpad Miklos*, Parker Williams, Matthew Ford*, CJ Madison*, Charlie Fabravo, Jared Wolfe*, Nick Angelo*.
Matthew Ford, Charlie Fabravo, Jared Wolfe and Nick Angelo make their getaway after a robbery and upon returning to their hideout, they divvy out their shares of the money. While Wolfe and Angelo go to talk with the boss, Ford and Fabravo decide to stay behind and celebrate with each other. Ford is a large muscular man with a mustache, while his associate is a beefy Hispanic that’s furry like a gorilla. Though they engage in versatile play, Ford definitely shows himself to be the dominant one, barking orders to Fabravo about who’s sucking what and when.
Meanwhile Arpad Miklos and CJ Madison, two sexy bounty hunters, are laying in wait for the four criminals to emerge from their hideout. Madison is a well endowed Chris Daughtry look-alike, and to help pass the time he fondles Miklos through his rugged bounty hunter gear, going down on the gorgeous Greek. But this session is cut short as the criminals emerge, and the bounty hunters spring into action, giving chase. The criminals scatter – Fabravo takes a fall and he is apprehended, but Angelo and Wolfe lose their pursuers by ducking into an abandoned building. The excitement of the chase has Wolfe riled up, and he begins to work on Angelo, roughly pulling down his pants and underwear. For such a big guy, Angelo sure whines a lot, but still it is a tremendously hot scene.
The cast of 7 hyper-masculine men go on for an interrogation scene, and the Bounty Hunters continue to round up the remaining criminals, making sure to enjoy these men at their mercy.

“Breakers” by Titan Media, Courtesy of Priape
Cast: Francois Sagat*, Tony Buff, Rick Van Sant, Victor Banda*, Eduardo*, Jackson Wild, Diesel Washington*, Damien Crosse, Darius Falke, Dillon Buck, Dean Flynn, Alex Baresi*, Arpad Miklos*.
I believe the title “Breakers” has something to do with the film’s focus around the beach and the ocean – as in breaking waves. Francois Sagat seems to be the unifying element in this film, as he wanders through the background of each scene mostly watching everyone else having sex.
Indeed the first scene starts off with two surfing buddies – Damien Crosse and Jackson Wild - in their wetsuits wandering along the beach looking for some good waves. They find a secluded cove and decide other things are more important. The two are reasonably good looking guys, young and slender but still manly. Sagat wanders along the cliffs above in his work overalls and crouches behind a ridge to watch the two playing around with each other, and frolicking naked in the water. The boys return to their RV for round two, and Sagat follows them and watches through the dirty windows.
As darkness falls, Sagat wanders past two campers in the forest whose disrespect for the park rules winds up getting them accosted and spanked by the park ranger the next morning.
This 2 disc set brags over 4 hours of film involving its large cast of 13 men. Many of the cast fit a similar body description to Cross and Wild, with some wildcards thrown in: red-heads Rick Van Sant and Dean Flynn, token beefy black guy Diesel Washington, and hairy-chested muscle guys Eduardo, Alex Baresi, and Arpad Miklos.

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