“Night Watchmen” by Mustang
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Cast: Josh West*, Wolf Hudson, Coby Mitchell, Nick Capra, Jason Michaels, Hunter Vance, Derek Reynolds*, Zane Jacobs.
Nick Capra plays a rent-a-cop that mans the front desk of an office building during the night shift. His job is simple – make sure nobody enters who shouldn’t be in there. Night janitor Coby Mitchell, who looks like the evil twin of Mr. Clean, gets up to a bit of mischief with Wolf Hudson who is working late. Capra gets distracted from his post long enough to let someone dangerous into the building. All of the guys to this point are pretty average – yeah, they’re hung, but otherwise nothing to write home about.
For a person with my tastes, the only actor that made this porno worthwhile was the well-endowed bearish Brit, Josh West. He plays an extremely high-strung cop who, instead of seeking professional help, enjoys confessing his problems to the culprits he catches while they are forced to lick his rear end. I had a good chuckle at his clumsy job rounding corners with his gun as he chases criminal Zane Jacobs through the hallways – if Jacobs had a weapon, West would totally get shot. But in this case, Jacobs takes a different kind of shot to his weasel-like face.
Meanwhile, token black guy Derek Reynolds, who is Josh West’s police partner, apprehends a second criminal in a nearby alleyway. Reynolds takes Hunter Vance to his jail cell, complete with a comfy twin-sized bed! What a way to pick up guys.
“On the Job” by Raging Stallion Studios
Courtesy of Priape
Cast: Manuel DeBoxer*, RJ Danvers, Antonio Biaggi*, Aitor Crash*, Justin Christopher, Tyler Saint, Adam North, Tony Romano.
This one gets off to a REALLY good start. The first scene has hot Hispanic Antonio Biaggi doing an erotic photo shoot of tattooed muscle guy Aitor Crash…I like his taste in men. I’ve seen Crash a few times before, and have always been left breathless. This time was no exception – what a pig! I can’t blame Biaggi for being unable to keep his hands off. He mumbles dirty nothings in Spanish while he has his way with the model.
Manuel DeBoxer is another stunningly sexy specimen. He kills time with his friend RJ Danvers by watching pornos, getting the two all riled up. For someone with a scruffy beard and hairy body, Danvers still manages to look an untested frat boy. He makes the first move on DeBoxer after watching the gorgeous man idly stroke himself for a little while. Eventually DeBoxer takes control, and puts his lip and tongue rings to good use.
The next scene is where things started to get a little funky. Adam North and Justin Christopher are sanding drywall in their overalls, and are drawn to one another play time. North has some rather bizarre tattoos on his body – an uprooted tree spans his arm and shoulder, while another on his bellybutton is of a large gaping eye. Every time they showed a belly-shot of North, I couldn’t help but stare at that damn eye and think that Christopher was at the mercy of some disturbing headless Cyclops. Not sexy. However, twink lovers might have an interest in the well endowed Just Christopher.
“Cuma Sutra” by Black Scorpion Entertainment
Courtesy of Adult Depot
Cast: D.O.*, Pistol Pete*, Zack Randall, Derek Rivero*, Brian Bodine*, Scott Tanner, Park Wiley*, Rocko, Brodie Sinclair, Anthony Mark*, Nick Mazzaro.
Despite the cheesy title, I have to admit the cinematography in this film was quite well done. Many of the scenes take place outdoors, to the backdrop of beautiful fields and rolling hills on a bright summer day. The selection of men is quite particular. All have near-perfect tanned skin and athletic builds, with little to no body hair.
In the first scene, D.O. is meditating peacefully in his underwear, in a shady spot amongst the grape vines. Pistol Pete draws near to pick some grapes, but it’s clear there are other things on his mind. The two of them exude rugged good looks thanks to their stubbly faces. D.O. takes notice of the other man and vice versa, and soon the two begin kissing and groping. We get to see yet another prime example of a mysterious phenomenon – lube materializing on D.O.’s hand as he begins to finger Pete, and a condom that is suddenly there on D.O.’s penis. The Fairy Fuck-mother strikes again!
If you like the guys a little younger, then the next scene will appeal to you more. After a long day of doing yoga in the fields, Zack Randall settles down to receive a full-body oil massage from the bearded Derek Rivero. As Rivero goes over Randall’s furry little bum, Randall begins thrusting into the bed and then flips over to reveal his arousal. The two of them will be doing it downward doggy-style in the bath tub before they reach their happy ending.
Don’t miss the four-man orgy scene. It starts out in the dry sauna, but moves out onto the deck for some daisy-chaining that will make your eyes wide. But that’s not the end of it, as the whole cast later comes together for a surreal and hedonistic orgy scene around a four-post bed in the middle of a green field!
Cuma Sutra comes as a 2 disc set with plenty of bonus material to keep you satisfied.
“One Night with Pierre Fitch” by Fitch Media
Courtesy of Adult Depot
Cast: Pierre Fitch, Turk Melrose, Trystian Sweet, Mario Borfuk, Johan Lapointe.
Put a well-endowed twink on steroids and the result is Pierre Fitch: uncommonly muscular, quite heavily tattooed and yet otherwise unblemished, smooth and boyish.
The back of the DVD reads, “What would you do if you have one night with Pierre Fitch? Would you bend him over a bed in New York City like Turk Melrose and Trystian Sweet? Or would you let him pound your ass in Ft. Lauderdale the way Mario Borfuk did?” Tell you what, I’d ask him to come back in 10 years when he looks like a man, and we’ll see if he still thinks he’s something special. But that’s just me. I know there are plenty who would give their left nut (and a wad of cash) for a night with Fitch.
I can’t give the producers much credit for originality. Fitch tours around to a number of cities to mess around with local porn stars of similar young appearance. I wouldn’t have known this without reading the cover, because all of the scenes occur on beds in hotel rooms and apartments – no music, no dialog, no real variety either. Probably the most interesting thing was the pattern shaven into Mario Borfuk’s hair in the final scene.
If you’re a diehard fan of Pierre Fitch then you’ll get what you want, but otherwise I’d advise you to rent Cuma Sutra instead!
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